Friends of newlyweds Jessica Alba were reportedly in the dark

More Shocking Than "The Love Guru" Posted: 21 May 2008 05:49 PM CDT Apparently those secret nuptials were a secret to everyone. Friends of newlyweds Jessica Alba (pregnant) and Cash Warren (ridiculous) were reportedly in the dark regarding that hush-hush Beverly Hills wedding on Monday.

Brangelina Cannes and Will Shop Posted: 21 May 2008 04:31 PM CDT Brangelina has been spotted at a Cannes' Toys R Us, reportedly shopping for daughter Shiloh, who turns 2 on May 27th. Despite the presence of the two biggest movie stars in the world, the real story here is that the south of France as a Toys R Us... Really??? In a related story, photogs spotted Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow, three blocks away at the local Cannes' Wienerschnitzel.

The Skinny on Top Model Winner Posted: 21 May 2008 03:21 PM CDT Size 10 Whitney Thompson makes no apologies for her shape. Labeled "fat" by catty classmates growing up in Florida, Tyra's new Top Model has a healthy attitude about her status as a plus-size. "You don't have to starve to be beautiful," the inspirational 20-year-old tells People. "I made that decision in seventh grade, when my friends were drinking Slim-Fast." Slim Fast in the 7th grade??? Man... junior high was awesome.

One of Them Just Turned 62... Which one? Posted: 21 May 2008 03:23 PM CDT Ali Lohan or Cher

The Buzz on McSteamy Posted: 21 May 2008 02:10 PM CDT As every woman (and West Hollywood) awaits that Grey's season finale tomorrow night, Eric Dane has just gotten a new summer-friendly haircut. Ladies (and West Hollywood), what you do think???

Rumer Willis Is Also A Badass Posted: 21 May 2008 01:14 PM CDT That tube top! Those extensions! That Marlboro Light! Rumer Willis is getting her Meryl Streep on in the new film Wild Cherry. It tells the story of a high school senior who seeks revenge on the football player who deflowers her once she lands in his "bang book". The future awards contender co-stars Rob Schneider and Kristin Cavallari. And it sounds like heaven.

Justin Bobby is a Badass Posted: 21 May 2008 12:45 PM CDT Last night, our favorite D-list couple (i.e., Audrina & Justin Bobby) was all over the place, storming through the paparazzi, attracting all kinds of attention. In typical d-bag fashion, Justin Bobby had permanent middle finger on display for the shutterbugs. Sources say he continued this relentless rebellion until they reached Audrina's Hollywood Hills pool house.

Maybe It's His Man Bag... Posted: 21 May 2008 12:16 PM CDT ... but sources are saying Aniston is quite smitten with that John Mayer. (And by sources I mean 2 girls in line at the Sprinkles Cupcakes.) Anyhow, the romance is on the backburner for now, as Jennifer finishes shooting Marley & Me in Philadelphia with Owen Wilson and Eric Dane. And Mayer digs through his purse for lip liner and tic tacs.

While The Cougar's Away... Posted: 21 May 2008 12:05 PM CDT A Demi-less Ashton Kutcher was out and about last evening at the 5th Anniversary of his West Hollywood eatery, Dolce. Other A-list celebs in attendance were Jesse Metcalfe, The Ron Clark Story's Matthew Perry and that super-creepy Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis.

Raise That Roof, Tina! Posted: 21 May 2008 11:24 AM CDT Your QB boyfriend just dumped you the weekend of your little sister's wedding... No this is not the premise of an upcoming Kirsten Dunst romantic comedy. It's Jessica Simpson's life! So what does the Blonde Ambition actress do? She escapes to Mexico with feisty momager Tina. Banana daquiris on me, bitches!

No More Boy Bands, Lou Posted: 21 May 2008 11:14 AM CDT Lou Pearlman, the creepy old guy who gave the world N'Sync, The Backstreet Boys and O-Town, has just been sentenced to 25 years in a federal prison. Pearlman pleaded guilty in March to two counts of conspiracy and single counts of money laundering and presenting a false claim in bankruptcy court. A.J. McLean has yet to make a comment.

Miley's Summer Surprise Posted: 21 May 2008 10:54 AM CDT Controversial Miley Cyrus is distancing herself even farther from the Disney brand that made her famous. The teen dream is releasing her first album with zero affiliation to her Hannah Montana alter ego. The self-titled CD will hit stores on July 22nd. Mothers around the world are praying that the songbird actually wears clothes on that album cover. Wear a sweater, Miley!

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